* * *Sometimes when I get pissed off, I'll say the following in my head:
In a pit
Full of spit
While you're sucking on a tit
And you're popping a zit...
I don't always make it all the way through, but the first three lines are a given. If I do make it all the way through, sometimes I'll continue with some improv rhyming using words like "clit" and "fit." I am a fantastic person.