Flowers. That's for the the patient public* awaiting UltraCrispy Issue #2.
But for the people being utter douchebags, the people keeping me from making comics, here's what I give you:
Ah, yes. It's the fabled single fece.** And yes, you may eat it. I insist.
* Even if they exist only in theory.
** Why is it always plural, anyway?