Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Me Is Woe

We're well past the year 2000, yet I still have to walk into public bathrooms that smell of other peoples' shit. That's not right. Why are we as a civilization putting up with this? With all our technology, we can't develop a cheap, easy remedy?* Even cavemen didn't have to put up with this shit. They'd poop in the forest and no one else had to smell it. Yet thousands of years later here we are inhaling concentrated ass fumes. This is not progress, people.

* Don't tell me to just pinch my nose in the bathroom. There's no way I'm breathing poop molecules into my mouth.

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