Bowling Is Lame

This sketch probably overstates my mild reluctance to go bowling when someone asks me. I was just drawing the guy in a weird pose and it eventually turned into an awkward bowling pose. It's not like I said, "Geez, I just hate bowling so effing much that I gotta make a sketch about it and then throw in a fart while I'm at it!"

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Sometimes when I get pissed off, I'll say the following in my head:

Shit
In a pit
Full of spit
While you're sucking on a tit
And you're popping a zit...

I don't always make it all the way through, but the first three lines are a given. If I do make it all the way through, sometimes I'll continue with some improv rhyming using words like "clit" and "fit." I am a fantastic person.