Park Bench Reprimand

This sketch is from a forgotten, wrinkled scrap of paper I found at the bottom of my work bag. I wonder what was going through my head when I drew it. That poor guy on the bench. Not only is he getting bitched out by a creepy man-bird, but he also has a penis for a nose. Maybe he's getting bitched out for offering the bird a seat next to him on the bench. As for the bird's disturbingly visible buttocks and complete lack of tailfeathers... I got nothing.